Who wouldn't want to wake up to SIDESHOW HAIR every morning?
Having a good laugh at myself, loving life when suddenly...
...I remember where I had to go...
What time is it Mr. Wolf?
TENNIS TIME PEOPLE
I know what you're thinking, how awkward do I look with this thing?
Whatever, it's time to challenge yourself Lauren!
Beat it butterflies - I gots to get my NEW TENNIS SHOES on!
(what am I four years old or intoxicated first thing in the morning?)
Pretending to play the part, is the first step in dominating the court.
I thought it was a just a stupid skirt too but check it out...
WHITE SHORTS - can you believe it???
(What can I say? I live on the edge)
Okay - okay feeling good....Oh HELL!
Who am I kidding, I can't play this sport?
Gibt me another eine coffee!
Phew - moment of calm washes over me.
Yes, I have a problem. I am addicted to coffee but let's just focus
on one thing at a time, okay people?
Reamaining perfectly calm and collected while waiting for my ride to buzz.
(No, there is NOT a pickle up my butt thank-you!)
Trying so hard to be natural but you know when something just feels sooo wrong?
(pissssst, why is she keep holding it like a guitar?)
No ones holding me back from facing this HUGE FEAR that is growing inside my gut!
Why do I sign up for stuff like this anyways?
Wish me luck!
(I feel like such a PHONY BALONEY and I'm not even on the court yet)
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As my good friend J.K. Rowling's likes to say before all her tennis matches
"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default"
So...yeah.
I will keep that in mind when I have to serve - YIKES!
what? no rowing in bangladesh?
ReplyDeleteNice tank top friend.... I thought it would end up with T's white shirt!!!
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