I
normally don't believe in this CRAP but every now and then I find myself
wondering to the horoscope section of the paper...and this is what I found this
time...or maybe it was on-line?
I
can't remember.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water
(January 20 to February 18)
(Clearly
the title is wrong from the start!)
Trustworthy.
Attractive. Great kisser (when I haven't eaten copious amounts of rutabaga).
One of a kind (easy tiger). Loves being in long-term relationships (YESSSS!).
Tries hard . Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do
(Mmmmm). Messy and unorganised (Hell Ya!) Procrastinators.(Shoe fits) Great lovers, when
they're not sleeping (BAH - HA sooo ME!). Extreme thinkers.(Not in a efficient way) Loves their pets usually
more than their family (especially if it's a pony). Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to
explain or tell a story (Giggle-giggle Yup-yup!) Unpredictable.(I can't control that) Will exceed
your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out!(Damn STRAIGHT!)
They
forgot one thing, the BOOM at the end.
That's
okay, just added it.
So...yeah.
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