...when the world was full of long nights of sleep, fun in the sun
and time to write blogs during spares at school...
Happy Lauren loved to dance!
She was loving life, loving learning and...
Oh CRAP - I hope he didn't see me dancing?!?
(when the custodian walks in your office and catches you dancing
in front of your computer, you know that's when you've hit rock bottom).
"Awww Man - LEAVE ALREADY! I wanna get back to telling the story!"
(my inner thoughts)
(the fairy-tale story continues)
As I was saying, Lauren loved dancing, especially after a long week of work!
She would practise her moves just about anywhere and in font of any.....
Oh for GAWD SAKES - HE'S BACK!
(Who? The custodian - that's WHO!)
(Just when I was going to play some Queen and use the hairband for some headbanging)
UGHHHHHH.
(Jeopardy last question theme music is playing in my head)
In other words
"GET OUT MAN -GET OUT!"
FINALLY.
After only two minutes (although it felt like hours)
the custodian man leaves, for GOOD!
*sigh
Where were we?
Oh right, Lauren was loving life and loving dancing but suddenly a dark, gray cloud
took over the land and covered the sky for weeks. Everyone was scared. People stayed indoors. Lauren had no idea what the cloud meant but she herd people call it things like the
THE EVIL REPORT CARD CLOUD or MAKE SURE YOUR REPORT CARD WRITE-UPS ARE DONE CLOUD or the worst was EXAM MARKING SHOULD BE DONE IN A SEVEN DAY
TURN AROUND CLOUD.
Lauren peed her pants she was so frightened.
The sun stopped shining so Lauren stopped dancing.
She stopped playing music in her office.
She stopped going out with friends.
She stopped having conversations with people and eventually
just wrote to herself on a thing called a blog.
Lauren didn't know it yet but she was turning into a...
The End.
In short, what did we learn from the story today?
1) Don't dance in your office while trying to tell a story, you will be interrupted.
2) That Lauren Wells really is a loser.
Why?
Because I gots TOO MUCH TO DO and I am still
sitting here procrastinating by writing my BLOGS about stupid made-up FAIRY-TALES!
UGHHHHHHHHH.
Pathetic.
Love you all but BEAT IT!
p.s. When did I become such a Negative Nancy???
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