This is how you steal someones costume - Miss Wells style.
Step #1 - ZONE IN
Find the costume you want, be sure it's the one you want and then
FOCUS!
Step #2 - KNOW THEIR MOVES INSIDE AND OUT
Stock your prey secretly, find out their every move and every habit.
Key is to make sure they aren't watching - bahahhahah!
Step #3 - KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS
Pretend it's just a friendly exchange...
"Could I try on your amazing costume?"
"Sure."
"Ohhh wow - this is so nice! I love it! What a fun outfit! Bla-bla-bla!"
Step #4 - IGNORE THE OBVIOUS
"Ugh, you've had my costume on for the last 10 minutes. Can I have it back now?
"No, why?"
"WHAT!?! What do you mean why? Because it's my costume and I want it back -
THAT'S WHY!!!!"
In the end, I am no monster.
I gave the costume back...and stole someone elses!
hahahahha!
Oh indeed - I am BAD to the BONE!
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