So I'm a little embarrassed...
...but CHECK IT OUT
I got NAILED in the face with a ball during tennis practice last night.
YUP.
That's how good I am.
We were doing LIGHTENING speed volleys
(it was so fast, WARP-SPEED kinda stuff)
and well, I didn't move my feet fast enough and the ball was coming straight at my face.
It sounded a little like;
WHACK - UGH - OWWW - SHIT - I'M FINE - BAH that stings- No-NO; KEEP GOING
Stupid Lauren - Grrrr - UGH!
Typical Lauren sound effects.
On the bright side, the right side of my top lip is more PINK and
LARGER than normal....how delightful.
And well yes, I have this
BRIGHT FLORESCENT YELLOW jacket that
always makes life better.
To sum up?
DON'T THINK YOU ARE SAFE PLAYING TENNIS EVER
(insert exclamation marks because it's not working on my keyboard)
So...yeah.
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