Little B-DAY shout OUT!

No matter what people say, turning 30 is a BIG deal.

Well, it was for me.

And for MOST rational, emotionally in-tuned, ridiculously good-looking people

who okay, yes....maybe are a little crazy sometimes.

BUT TURNING 30 IS HUGE and a REALLY BIG DEAL!

 And 

normally, something to FRET, WORRY and BITE YOUR NAILS ABOUT.

Right?

Am I right?

Of COURSE, I am right!

Well not for individuals like this...

Big Al turned THIRTY in Dhaka today

(in Canada tomorrow) 

and the guy was as calm as a cucumber.

He was collected all day long, even pleasant.

(who is PLEASANT on their 30th birthday? NOBODY!)

He thanked people for their good wishes, never shedding a tear, 

or trying to deny his age OR throwing a hissy-fit.

(Are you kidding me!?!?? Gross!)

He accepted his birthday wishes in style and with total confidence.

He EVEN went above and beyond 

by actually working the whole day and being productive! 

(Even stayed after school to help students with their work)

(I think, I think - I might vomit.... just a bit)

I know - I know!

 WHO IS THIS GUY!?!

Well, like I said above, his name is Big Al.

BUT

this is NOT the right approach.

In fact, I think he might be coming down with something

 because

no rational human being accepts this truth 

with such grace....NAWWWW!

(Al was INDEED coming down with something, serious fever! Very-very sick and 

therefore not acting normally. There IS no other explanation!)

So, in order to HELP MY DEAR FRIEND and 

MAKE THINGS RIGHT IN THIS WORLD!

(meaning, induce the RIGHT reaction when turning thirty years old) 

I have gone ahead and made a more appropriate 

message for this IMPORTANT birthday.

I have also taken the liberty of printing hundreds of these well designed posters and 

will post them all over the school!

Boom!

DONE!

YOU ARE WELCOME ALLEN!

What are friends for?

Happy birthday Old Man Mitchell.

(that is your official new name - OWN IT!)

So...yeah.
Anyone else turning thirty?