Mosquito Season: My Last Time Experiencing It (cough-thank-goodness-cough)

(Deep breath)

I am sick.

I'm sick because I actually 

ENJOY

the smell of burnt mosquitoes....ewww!

Burnt mosquitoes or mosquitoes smoked against the wall, Lauren?

BOTH!!!

I own my very own electric racket that makes the most satisfying sound when...

....MOU-hahahhah!

I have also shocked myself electronically many-a-times so

I guess what goes around comes around?

 

WATCH OUT YOU LITTLE BLOOD SUCKERS!

I am ready this year.

This means war.

(Deep sigh)

Exhausted at the thought already, there are just too many!

(Another deeper, sigh)

You can do it Lauren.

Just try to be a hero, one day at a time.

Boom.