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Thursday, 9 July 2015

Why Has Everyone Been To Paris BUT Me?

What give?
Why does the universe CONTINUE to remind me 
I have never been to Paris?

Even this little monkey has been to Paris.


I swear, this kid was mocking me the whole time I was waiting in line
at the Istanbul airport.
(I heard him laughing. Yes, the sign DID laugh)


Bet he can't even speak a LICK of French! 
Bah - ha!
Take that you cheeky little kid
(I showed him. Besides, who wears a BumbleBee outfit anyways?)
Pfffft - what a loser.

Wait a minute, who is getting upset and talking about a billboard that 
she saw at an airport OVER  week ago?

Riiiiiight.

Kid on billbord score 1
Lauren Wells score 0

So...yeah.

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