Really, why not?

Would it be inappropriate to read a little nugget of wisdom once in a while to my non-existent readers?

Because you don't exist I will answer for you;

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Yay!

P.S. Does this mean I should have a warning label before entering the site now? Please be advised this site has some comments that could be offensive to you? Really? Ugh!

Maybe not a good idea Lauren.
Mmm.
Thinking.