The top 10 jokes:
1) "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."– Stewart Francis
2) "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly."
– Tim Vine
3) "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
– Will Marsh
4) "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." – Rob Beckett
5) "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don't know Y."
– Chris Turner
6) "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
– Tim Vine
7) "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
– George Ryegold
8) "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
– Stewart Francis
9) "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." – Lou Sanders
10) "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn't fancy her chances."
– Nish Kumar
Come on people, you laughed for at least ONE of those...right?!?
So...yeah.
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