Alright, so GUESS WHAT!?!
Dhaka now has available DARK CHOCOLATE 99% !!!
This is huge, in fact, it's bigger than HUGE it's EPIC.
(I can hear the groans from here...that is a terrible word choice Lauren -
I know, even my gr.6 students use it however....it's REALLY EPIC!)
And here are the instructions on how to EAT dark chocolate
1) Small piece at a time
2) Let it melt in your mouth, do not CHEW right away
3) Coffee helps enhance flavor (unless you are like me and just gave up coffee, hot
brewed green tea will work just as well)
4) You need BLACK nails with sparkles to reeeeally enjoy it!
Look like a golden ticket, doesn't it?
Got the one eye twitching right now because I am OFF coffee...shakes baby!
I GOT THE SHAKES!
Green tea, decaf coffee, even the chai is NOTHING compared to
my SINFUL double shot espresso.
(whimpering sound coming from the pit of my stomach)
Why is it when I try to take a decent photo of myself I end up
looking like the following;
1) Moufassa's son
2) Jane from Tarzan
3) Homeless, crazy-cat lady who doesn't own a comb
or just a
TRAIN WRECK
This is what I say to all your haters...HUMBUG!
Now then...what were we talking about?
I've already forgotten.
UGH!
(I thought getting 9 hours of sleep every night during break would
have helped my fish memory...Mmmm)
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