What Do Most Women Want From A Relationship...?

Someone who is going to sit beside them 

and make them chuckle till their face is bright red....or they're peeing their pants.

(either or it's a good start)

Or perhaps until their face is all scrunched up and
their ugly tongue is hanging out?

(Clearly like those two MUFF FLUFFS in the picture)

BONUS REQUESTS for what WOMEN really want in a relationship?

Why, I thought you'd would never ask...

Pay attention MEN: Wisdom FREE of CHARGE

 1) Let them know when their having a bad hair day

2) Tell them when they have something between their big horse teeth 

3) Be specific about what shirt and underwear they are NOT allowed to wear otherwise....

fair game!

4) Never let them be in charge of money

5) Never let them be in charge of making plans

 (women suffer from double Booker syndrome)

6) Never let women be in charge of anything

(other than baking scones in the kitchen)

7) Always challenge women to arm wrestles 

(they love that adrenaline and pain of losing)

8) Remind women constantly of the time 

(and perhaps day, month, year - couldn't hurt?) 

9) Never sneak up on women 

(NEVER - their hearts can't take it)

10) And promise them a pony for Christmas but never actually follow through

(Women have the memory of a fish, so they will love you regardless!)

So...yeah.

That's it.

Pretty sure I nailed that!

Yup - the most common requests of women who want a relationship.

Gawd I'm good at generalising.

I should write a book.

Done.

BOOM!