How do you brake a hammer?
Find someone who loves raw coconut.
Then give them a hammer.
Tell them to hold the coconut in their hand while hitting (if they hit their hand then - duh!)
If they keep missing the coconut and hitting their hand (double duh), ask them to place the coconut on the marble counter-top.
Watch as the coconut mashes and milk splatter all over the wall, ceiling and counter top.
Then look down at the hammer and the missing marble from the counter top.
And that is how you open a raw coconut.
Only way to do it!
Mmm - delicious.
Find someone who loves raw coconut.
Then give them a hammer.
Tell them to hold the coconut in their hand while hitting (if they hit their hand then - duh!)
If they keep missing the coconut and hitting their hand (double duh), ask them to place the coconut on the marble counter-top.
Watch as the coconut mashes and milk splatter all over the wall, ceiling and counter top.
Then look down at the hammer and the missing marble from the counter top.
And that is how you open a raw coconut.
Only way to do it!
Mmm - delicious.
So...yeah.
oh Lauren. It is all in the moving the coconut in your hand while you hammer it. I hope you are not going to get dinged too badly financially to repair the marble. ((((((hugs)))))
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