I was packing up my apartment today
and found some pages from my old Poo Calendar.
Yes, I said "POO" not "POOH" as in Winnie the Pooh.
Of course, it was a gift!
Pffft - as if I would by that for myself.
(Thanks TINA!)
Everyday it would give me a little nugget of
(Get it, nugget? Bah - hah! I need to star in my own comedy)
information that would not only explain wonderful things about my own poo
but
incorporated interesting facts about poo from
history,
literature,
science,
health,
fashion,
you name it....
Don't believe me?
For example;
Canterbury Tales
This famous fourteenth-century masterpiece
by Geoffrey Chaucer contains a blatant reference to farts.
In the "Miller's Tale,"
the character Absolon is tricked into kissing the buttocks
of his rival, Nicholas.
As Absolon leans in for a smooch,
Nicholas farts in his face.
Now that's great literature and I learnt something NEW!
Unfortunately,
learning doesn't seem to be apart of my
daily calendar routine anymore.
Sigh*
This seems to be the only kind of
calendar I want to look at now.
Average men working hard to make this world a better
and
safer place to live.
Yes, of course they are FIREMEN.
Ohhh and look at that,
they JUST happen to be FRENCH.
Oh-la-la-la-la-la.
They also seem to be shirtless....hmmm.
Or in French you would say...
'torse nu'
How awful.
Right...
To sum up;
Maybe this is just me maturing as a person?
From "Poo" calendars to "Men Saving the World" calendars...
who also must be topless
(Understandably - Sheesh)
who coincidentally also happen to be terribly handsome.
Pity.
Did I mention each man is also very healthy?
I mean ripped.
I mean....sigh*
Definitely.
Double sigh*
June is going to be a good month, I think.
So...yeah.
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