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Saturday, 14 December 2013

Happy Dance - 3 Day Countdown

Would it be inappropriate if I danced like this 
on the last day of school?


Well maybe I won't dance EXACTLY that badly....

KIDDING!

Three more days,three more days...just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

UGH!

Lauren

Friday, 13 December 2013

The Current State of My Life...

I bring a mess where ever I go.
FACT!


A typical spread from my bag...


And now they put a "reserved" sign on my table because I stay so long....
...or they want to make sure everyone else around me
knows it's my freaking mess?

Bullocks!


I swear it only gets this bad at the end of the semester.
Yes, indeed I am lying.
It's quite often always this bad.
BAH!
Ms.Wells is 
terribly frustrated and ready to be organised again!

Santa get here quick.
Scones and coconut milk are waiting for you.
hah!

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

What Do Most Women Want From A Relationship...?

Someone who is going to sit beside them 
and make them chuckle till their face is bright red....or they're peeing their pants.
(either or it's a good start)


Or perhaps until their face is all scrunched up and
their ugly tongue is hanging out?
(Clearly like those two MUFF FLUFFS in the picture)

BONUS REQUESTS for what WOMEN really want in a relationship?
Why, I thought you'd would never ask...

Pay attention MEN: Wisdom FREE of CHARGE

 1) Let them know when their having a bad hair day
2) Tell them when they have something between their big horse teeth 
3) Be specific about what shirt and underwear they are NOT allowed to wear otherwise....
fair game!
4) Never let them be in charge of money
5) Never let them be in charge of making plans
 (women suffer from double Booker syndrome)
6) Never let women be in charge of anything
(other than baking scones in the kitchen)
7) Always challenge women to arm wrestles 
(they love that adrenaline and pain of losing)
8) Remind women constantly of the time 
(and perhaps day, month, year - couldn't hurt?) 
9) Never sneak up on women 
(NEVER - their hearts can't take it)
10) And promise them a pony for Christmas but never actually follow through
(Women have the memory of a fish, so they will love you regardless!)

So...yeah.
That's it.
Pretty sure I nailed that!
Yup - the most common requests of women who want a relationship.
Gawd I'm good at generalising.
I should write a book.
Done.

BOOM!



Monday, 9 December 2013

JUST HAVE A SCONE & BE HAPPY OKAY? I WILL SHARE!!!

Blockade extended until Friday morning
Published: 2013-12-09 14:34:21 BdST
BNP-led 18-Party alliance has extended its 72-hour blockade until Friday morning.
Its Joint Secretary General Salahuddin Ahmed said that the blockade throughout Bangladesh would now end at 6am on Friday.
The announcement came in form of a video message recorded at an undisclosed location.

18_Bus Fire_Jatra Baril_091113.jpg

“The blockade of roads, railways and waterways will continue until 6am on Friday.
“We are extending our programme as the government has not accepted our demand for a non-party caretaker dispensation [to supervise the polls] and the schedule for a unilateral general election has not been cancelled,” Salahuddin said.
The 72-hrblockade starting at 6am on Saturday was supposed to end at 6am on Tuesday.

Sunday, 8 December 2013

Better than A Medal?

A freaking HUGE (life-size) tennis racket of COURSE!

Like a kid in the candy store...I can play with this???

I didn't waste anytime - hahahahha!

Tennis - baseball anyone?

I didn't want to give it back...

...no for real, I didn't want to give it back!

Of course I didn't!
What?!?
You thought I had manners, didn't you?

Saturday, 7 December 2013

Strawberries & Cream = Wimbledon?

This past weekend was the end of  the tennis season.
Wimbledon WRAP-UP Party for a long three months of tennis.



Sadly the Bagha team did not make it to the quarter finals.
But my goodness, were we EVER sooo close to getting into the finals!
Yeah, I'm lying. We weren't even close.

BUT

No FEAR - the Canadian team DID make it to the finals and well
(although I am an official member of the Bagha Club not the Canadian Club or the Canadian tennis team
for that matter...I am still Canadian when I choose to be....so.....)

I KINDA CHOOSE TO BE CANADIAN THAT NIGHT!


Humble Canadians accepting their HUGE trophy for 2nd place in division "C"


Canadian champions = I am a champion!
(even though I wasn't actually allowed on stage)


Adoring fans going crazy, taking pictures and wanting autographs...


Allen being humble while meeting his loving fans.


I just wanted ONE trophy, just ONE.... is that too much to ASK?!?


Instead I got the company of two adorable art teachers....SHESSSH!
Who wants friends when you can have a 
TROPHY!?!?!
**So shiny**


Now these are two of the real heroes of the night, my two favourite coaches...


Milon and Rustom!
Winners of both Single and Men's Doubles Matches!
(Rustom Won the singles - BOOOYA!)


It was a night of champions all around.


At least I got to "touch" a medal....

So what did I end up with you ask? 
NO, I did not STEAL a medal or shiny trophy.
I found something EVEN BETTER!
What was it?
Stay tuned to tomorrow's blog entry.

I gotta get to bed.
It's late.
Night night

p.s. Congratulation to the Canadian Tennis Team - BRAVO!


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