YES, PLEASE!
I want one - oh MY oh MY! Do I ever!
Not the kid, the pony, THE PONY PEOPLE!
(indeed, I am really yelling right now)
(too excited)
You know what, can I just say something?
*sigh
The man who ends up stuck with me,
he has it sooo easy!
I mean really, isn't it obvious?
All I need is a freaking Pony to make this heart sing - and well, one baby white duck.
(pure white if you please, not the cheap version)
But after that, I am all yours honey!
Well, I might need one more duck because one little guy and only one pony friend just
isn't enough.
Ohhh right, and I need a man with a flare for wild adventure - in different countries that is.
(at least until we are too old to stand)
But really that's it, after that I am 100% in
love with YOU!
Except, you also have to like eating healthy or at least pretending to eat healthy.
Especially when I cook, even if it's DARK GREEN and weird looking you just close your eyes and shut your mouth.
But that's SUPER easy thing to overlook
about someone - right?
Small sacrifice for perfect little me.
Ohhh well, I almost forgot.
There are the odd smells, late at night,
in bed that might wake you up but honestly, who'd blame that on me?
Besides...
I'm a lady
who likes little, cute-cuddly things, such as
ponies and fluffy white ducklings.
(smile)
p.s. Oh and there is one more tinnie-teenie
thing left on that tinnie-teenie list of mine.
NO ENGLISH SPEAKERS!
So...yeah...call me?
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