All I See Are Stars? What Gives?

I see stars first thing when my eyes every morning.

(Those are your night lights you left on all night Lauren!)

I see stars when I walk across the room,

to hit snooze on the alarm.

(It's because you are light headed Lauren)

I see little beads of stars in my coffee

(It's the coconut oil Lauren) 

I see stars when I ride to work in the mornings

(Sigh*) 

(Those are other bikers with Blinky-lights Lauren!)

I see stars when I teach.

(Those are kids teeth smiling or laughing at you - Ms.Wells!)

I see stars when I laugh.

(That because you are squeezing your body so tight 

as to NOT pee your pants at work in front of colleagues - clearly!)

I see stars in the middle of the day,

when the sky is blue and the sun is high

(That's what happens when you look directly at the sun Lauren!)

I see stars when I ride home from work.

(Again, that is the reflection of the sun, off the water,

blinding and BURNING your irises - 

STOP LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE SUN LAUREN!!!)

I see stars when I am at the doctors?

(That's because she hurt you when she put something, somewhere

to take your temperature - OUCH)

I see stars when I am getting a massage.

(That's because your IT-bans are SOOO tight Lauren!)

I see stars when I get home and find I have no more energy left.

(That called exhaustion)

Ohhhh right...I see some black HOLES under those eyes.

Ugh.

GOOD NIGHT.