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Thursday 28 July 2016

Tips for Dummies: How to NOT Miss Someone: Lesson 4


Missing a person(s) is never any fun.




TIP #4.
Surround yourself with people under the age of 7 years old.
(Preferably as MANY as possible)

WHY?
Because those little farts 
will keep you BUSY all day and all night!!!

Example?


It starts with a SLIP and SLIDE...


Which then turns into MUD slide....argh!


(Psssst - notice where that cute little skirt is from!?!?)


The deer didn't even like the mud, 
she sat FAR-FAR away from the "Mud-slide"


So then EVERYONE needs a bath.
And of course, that requires bubbles so let's use all the bubble bath liquid, shall we?
Sigh*
Awesome.


Then there are the walks...the "baby" walks.
(A.k.a. I can only get him to stop crying if we walk before bed)


The last time this happened, we walked for two hours.
Ohhh right.
Never forget the baby-carrier. 
NEVER!!!
(I have never been so sore the following day)


To sum up?
Lauren, do you miss anyone?
Who me? Miss who? What!?!
WAIT, come again?
Miss WHO?!?
BA - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

You won't even have time to think.


BOOM.







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