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Saturday, 7 January 2012

Really, why not?


Would it be inappropriate to read a little nugget of wisdom once in a while to my non-existent readers?
Because you don't exist I will answer for you;
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Yay!

P.S. Does this mean I should have a warning label before entering the site now? Please be advised this site has some comments that could be offensive to you? Really? Ugh!

Maybe not a good idea Lauren.
Mmm.
Thinking.

Friday, 6 January 2012

p.s. What does your hat say?

BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE...

I’m sorry but its just too cold outside not to be wearing a hat these days, right??? WRONG! 
Curiously enough the origins of this “losing all your body heat through your head” is a myth. Can you believe it? I know, I didn’t either. Supposedly its just because your head, face and neck are the most SENSITIVE to the cold that you think you are losing incredible amounts of heat when indeed you are not. Unfortunately I need more facts, research, stats, people with hats vs. people with no hats to convince me that its just a myth. Because what I do know is this: my curly mop alone does NOT do its job at keeping my head warm therefore why the heck do all you people with nice heads of hair think you can get away with not wearing a hat? PLEASE, it makes me cold just looking at you! Go get yourself a FUN-NEW-HAT and I promise, its will change your life.  (or just give you hat head which would also make me giggle! ;-)  

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Good morning...peanut butter and jam cookies?

I dreamt of peanut butter and jelly cookies last night.
So naturally, I googled the idea first thing this morning (thinking peanut butter and jam cookies had never been done before).
I was wrong, it has been done. HOWEVER, not really to my liking.  Let's just say I wasn't too impressed with what I saw. I myself want more of a sandwich look & feel from the cookie (not just a peanut butter cookie with a BLOB of jam on top).

Wheels are spinning, juices are flowing, seeds are sprouting in my head.

Yes, I am just that kind of "crazy" to make miracles happen in the kitchen.

Stay tuned.

lauren

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Oh happy day---Ohhh happy DA-AAY!

At first there was sunshine...

Then came the next best thing....

Ahhh espresso....and of course one cannot have this bitter-delicious coffee without a little bit of sweetness, right?

Or a lot of sweetness? You choose.

:-)

Monday, 2 January 2012

What are New Years Resolutions Anyways?

My goals for the year? Whoa, whoa-WHOA! Let's start with my goal for January 1st, shall we?

GOAL: Don't be late for FROSTY DUCK RUN organised by local YMCA (College and Dovercourt)
START TIME: 9am
DISTANCE: 15km
GOAL TIME: Just finish
CONSOLIDATION of EXPERIENCE: Never enter a "fun-run" New Years day. Why?

  1. Its always competitive no matter how "fun" everyone pretends to be having...
  2. You never actually get to bed at a decent time the night before* (tee-hee) 
  3. Exercise involving limbs pounding on cement for more than 75 mins without any prior training is just plain dumb (I don't care how comfy your new shoes are; I am talking to myself here)
  4. The new comfy shoes you got for Christmas will give you new burning blisters...ugh!
  5. And finally, you will wake up the next morning very sore and perhaps need the assistance of a cane (thank you granny!).


That aside, YAY for my new FROSTY DUCK RUN long-sleeve!


Happy Be-lated New Year to all my friends, family and new friends and new family that I am sure to discover this year. May we learn a lot from each other in the new year... or just learn from the mistakes of yours truly.

Wellsey

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Things that would make anyone smile...or at least me?

Who doesn't like dessert that jiggles a little but melts in your mouth?

 Who wouldn't smile after burning dinner and than having your roommate leave a note about it?
Finding the missing sock = dynamite pair of happy, good-looking feet ;-)

I am smiling even before I write anything here...its fluffy, small, floats and peep-peeps...what else do you want?

Okay, okay....a lot of whip cream and little coffee ? That sure makes me :-)

Do me a favour, if you are reading this and suffering from a frown I have a SOLUTION: eat some dessert for breakie, while burning fish in the oven because you were so excited about finding your ONE sock. (deep breath) Then go on-line to buy yourself a duckling all while drinking delicious- frothy hot chocolate.  
Okay?
Boom!
lauren

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