I woke up looking like this today.
And felt pretty much like THIS guy the whole day.
Without the bush of course - hah!
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING SICK?!?
Let's ask Dr. Stool, shall we?
"The Deuce is Loose"
Loose stools like the Soft Serve have many causes. If the stools are loose
only intermittently, it is important to make sure you are not
eating something that your body cannot digest.
(You mean that black sesame butter is not easy to digest? Really?)
The most common causes are lactose intolerance,
artificial sweeteners (e.g. sorbitol),
and ructose (sodas). If there is no obvious dietary culprit yet
you continue to experience recurring Soft Serve stool,
(Oh gawd, this is TOTALLY my problem!)
you should consider getting checked for certain gastrointestinal
diseases like celiac disease, which is an intolerance
to gluten-contain products.
Done & done.
So in the meantime...?
"The purpose of life is to enjoy every moment"
Even if it's constantly on the toilet.
So...yeah.
It's 8:17 pm.
Bedtime.
Night night.
