Tips for Dummies: How to NOT Miss Someone: Lesson 1

Missing a person(s) is never any fun.

Why?

Because "it" (the feels) often don't go away.

It's like a nagging itch.

Worse than an itch, 
it's like catching POISON IVY!

That stuff is brutal because it's EXTRA itchy and you really cannot scratch that stuff.

Absolutely not, no scratching!!!
It spreads and scabs and pus leaks out....GROSS!!!

(And yeah, I've done it and indeed it starts to spread everywhere
and I MEAN EVERYWHERE!!!)

So, 

what to-do,WHAT-TO-DO Lauren!?!

FIVE TIPS to forget that person(s) 
you miss - Absolutely FREE!

One per blog post  to help you overcome your misfortune 
of not having your loved one(s) near.

(Guaranteed to work or your $$$ back)

TIP #1.

Exercise like it's your job.

Pardon?

What did you say?

YUP.

YOU HEARD ME!

Find a hill that looks like this.

Both when you look UP and when you look...

DOWN....HAH!

Perhaps even give the monster (a.k.a. hill)

a name like...?

Bertha - perrrrfect!

Giving the hill a name, makes it more personal.

So that way, when you are fighting (or dying)

your way up that mountain you can really take it out on Bertha!

Calling her all sorts of names and getting upset that she

is attacking you so.

Remember, 

the hill needs to be so high and so long that 

it makes you want to close your eyes and look away.

(See example below) 

How much you can really 

MISS or THINK

of that "other" person(s) when you are trying 

to survive the pain that Bertha is putting you through?

That's what I thought.

And with a steady heart rate in between 168  - 176

(Maxed out at 182...the fourth time up!)

you won't have time (or perhaps consciousness)

to think about anything else!

So...yeah.

Super-great idea Lauren.

PUMPED to hear your other ideas.

Ummm...riiiiiiiight.