It's A Pooh Calendar Kind-A-Day

So.

Workload is getting heavy.

Lauren is drinking too much coffee.

Alarm is going off earlier and earlier in the mornings.

(Didn't you just do a blog post on balance? Really Lauren, really?)

The results? 

Blog posts are getting less frequent and more silly.

WHAT TO DO?  

Go back to the basics Lauren.

Poo.

What does today's POOH calendar tell us?

A Hot Cup of Mud

The world's most expensive coffee, 

costing hundreds of dollars a pound, 

is civet coffee.

Treasured by gourmets, 

it is gathered from the feces of civets, 

catlike animals.

(You mean this guy? Whoa!)

Civets consume

coffee cherries which them ferment in their stomachs,

then poop out the fermented coffee bean.

The resulting brew is said

to be exceptionally smooth.

Ummm.

Naw.

Not buying it.

(literally not purchasing the items nor 

do I believe these coffee connoisseurs)

So...yeah.