What do you do if your stove top kettle stops whistling to let you know when it's done?
Estimate.
What do you do when you gave up chocolate for Lent but one of your favourite students gives you kitkat?
Stick with it (a.k.a fake it, put it in your mouth and pretend to swallow---then pitch it!)
What if your roommate is using WAY too much toilet paper and all you want to know is - HOW & WHY???
Don't say a thing, you are moving out in less than a month!
What if you keep eating/snacking while cooking/especially baking?
Tape it shut...hah! (correct, get some tape and put it over your mouth if you have no freaking self-control)
What if you really need to remember something?
Write it on your skin, that's why you have a lot of it!
What if you really feel alone in your bed at night?
Get a good book or no wait...buy two large pillows and sandwich yourself in between them...for now :-)
What if you are really afraid of running in the dark, early in the morning?
Have your earphones in your ears but NO MUSIC playing...that way you will hear the evil attacker coming up behind you and then you can...well, catch him off guard and yell "AHHHH - HA!"
Then run?
(might have to re-think that one)
Smile.
This is what I do when things don't work, bother me, or needed problem solving.
Random, yes.
Welcome to life in my head.
Estimate.
What do you do when you gave up chocolate for Lent but one of your favourite students gives you kitkat?
Stick with it (a.k.a fake it, put it in your mouth and pretend to swallow---then pitch it!)
What if your roommate is using WAY too much toilet paper and all you want to know is - HOW & WHY???
Don't say a thing, you are moving out in less than a month!
What if you keep eating/snacking while cooking/especially baking?
Tape it shut...hah! (correct, get some tape and put it over your mouth if you have no freaking self-control)
What if you really need to remember something?
Write it on your skin, that's why you have a lot of it!
What if you really feel alone in your bed at night?
Get a good book or no wait...buy two large pillows and sandwich yourself in between them...for now :-)
What if you are really afraid of running in the dark, early in the morning?
Have your earphones in your ears but NO MUSIC playing...that way you will hear the evil attacker coming up behind you and then you can...well, catch him off guard and yell "AHHHH - HA!"
Then run?
(might have to re-think that one)
Smile.
This is what I do when things don't work, bother me, or needed problem solving.
Random, yes.
Welcome to life in my head.
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