Best Mom Advice Ever~!

If I ever am a mom - this is the list 

I would have for my kid(s).

Just saying...

ABSOLUTELY NO GLOWING SCREENS UNTIL:

• You have read real text (not comics) for at least 25 minutes
• All your homework is done (one item may wait until morning with approval from Mom/Dad)
• You have marked the calendar with any upcoming tests or deadlines, and made an appointment to study with Mom/Dad
• You have done something creative, active, or productive for at least 45 minutes
• Your bed is made and your room is tidy
• You have done at least one chore (see chore list below)

And here’s the chore list:

PICK A CHORE:

• Clean a bathroom (completely)
• Brush Sparky
• Clean out Ron’s cage
• Do your laundry (wash/fold/put away)
• Quick yard clean up: poop patrol and pick up any litter
• Clean your room (really clean it: dust/vacuum)
• Change and wash your sheets
• Tidy up the Room of Requirement
• Do the dusting: At least two rooms
• Pickup boogie: Go through every room in the house and find everything that belongs to you that is out of place and put it away (shoes? books? coats).
• Purging boogie: Find five to ten things (clothes, books, whatever) that belong to you but which you do not want or cannot use anymore; throw them away or put them in the donate box
• Put away or load up dishes in the dishwasher
• Do the food shopping with Mom
• Do errands with Mom

They forgot one thing...

Bring you Mama a triple cappuccino 

with coconut milk - IN BED!

Mmmmmm.

"Yes to extra froth - and put a MOVE on honey!

Oh and don't forget a piece of dark chocolate - 

not that crap your father eats, the one that

says over 80%.

Ahhh thank you darlin'

and yes, you may now kiss my cheek.

Now go play."

Boom.

Think I'm ready.

(smiling*)