This is not appropriate gym wear.
Neither is this.
Are you apart of a men's footy team Lauren?
Didn't think so.
Put that racket down and stop FOOLING around.
LISTEN UP!
You look and dress ridiculously 90% of the time.
No-no.
It's true.
No - NO.
REALLY!
TRUST ME.
Again, take off the old man hat...or give it back to him.
WHY?
Because you probably
STOLE IT
(and he has been missing it for it for eight long years)
NO ONE SHOULD YOU EVER WEAR BRIGHT ORANGE PANTS~!
Even if you ARE "monkeying" around in trees.
Oh for Pete's sake...tell me you burnt those Lauren?
Again, take OFF the x-boyfriends clothes!
(It's over and officially has been for decades)
Or perhaps you've always had this problem?
Just because you hang out with goofy kids does not
mean you can also dress like a GOOF!
Really?
Is this even a question?
Are you even listening?!?
Sigh*
I didn't think so.
I give up...
...I have officially given up on myself.
To be....
or NOT to be....
...a lady.
That is the REAL question.
I am not sure WHAT you want to be.
(but that AIN'T no lady)
So WHAT'S it gonna be Lauren?
You don't have to cry about it.
For starters?
Rule #1
JUST START WEARING CLOTHES THAT FIT.
Rule #2
SHOP ONLY IN THE WOMEN'S SECTION.
NO MORE PANTS WITH HOLES!!!
Got it?
GOT IT!?!?!
And then one day it happened....I went shopping.
And bought some
REAL WORKOUT CLOTHES!!!
(its only took 32 years)
I look more grown up already.
Hah.
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